Saturday, July 11, 2009

LAID TO REST (2009)

The picture on the DVD looked good and there was a couple of hot chicks...other than that I cannot think of one thing about this movie that didn't suck. I've been in car wrecks that were more fun than watching this disaster. The complete lack of story didn't bother me, what really pissed me off is that every single person in this movie was a goddamn idiot. It's pretty common for one or two victims in a slasher movie to do stupid shit, but here, that's all they do. Twice, fucking twice the victims escapes in a car only to stop for no reason other than to let the killer catch up with them. And then, in probably the one of the most ignorant things I've ever seen, the killer has a girl cornered with a knife to her throat when he runs out of videotape (yea, he films the kills), so he sends the girl he's about to murder into a store to buy him another tape! What the fuck?

If SAW had a severely mentally disabled brother that ate out of the kittie litter box, it would be LAID TO REST. Very little gore, horribly shot tits and wall-to-wall stupidity. Never watch this movie. If you ever feel the desire to watch it, just jump spine first onto a fire hydrant. It would hurt less.

Part 2 - Chromeskull: Laid to Rest 2 (2011)